How it works
There is one throne.
Pay for it and your pet is The King. Photo, name, a short bio, and a link to their page — right there, on the front of the internet's smallest kingdom.
Every new ruler pays exactly $1 more than the last. The first crown cost $1. The current one costs $3.
Every reign lasts at least 10 minutes. Nobody can take the crown before then.
That's it.
What happens after you pay
You get a private claim link. Open it and upload your pet's photo, name, bio and link — the reign starts the moment the payment completes, so the throne is already yours while you fill it in.
You may upload two photos. Visitors click the portrait, it turns a full circle, and the second one is facing them. One photo works fine too; it simply turns and lands on the same face.
Bookmark the claim link. It is the only key to your entry, and it keeps working forever — you can fix a typo or swap a photo years after the crown has moved on.
It is not an auction
You are not bidding, and you are not refunded when your pet is dethroned. You pay once, and the throne is your pet's until somebody pays $1 more — but never sooner than 10 minutes. That guarantee is yours: time to see it, screenshot it, and tell someone. After that, a hamster could depose your golden retriever at any moment, and that is the game. The full refund policy →
What you keep
The crown moves on. Your reign does not. There will only ever be one Owner #001. Your pet stays in the royal history permanently — photo, name, and the price you paid beside it. Nobody can dethrone the past.
What you get
One throne, for as long as it lasts. Two photos, a name, up to 300 characters of bio, one clickable link, and a wallpaper of your choosing. Visits, link clicks and likes are counted on your pet's own page. There is no dashboard and no promise anyone will care.
The rules, in one line
Pets only, nothing indecent, nothing cruel, no scams. Break them and the reign is erased and refunded. The house rules →
Money
Payments are handled by Stripe, who are considerably better at that than we are. This site never sees your card details.